This guy is so savage
- Atem: We’ve arrived at the heart of evil
Kaiba: Must you be so dramatic? - “Oh great, I’m hallucinating again”
- Ziegfried: What’s it like being a washed up has-been?
Kaiba: Why don’t you tell me? - “AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aah, I’m funny…”
- (To Yugi) “If I had a dime for every time you said ‘destiny,’ I’d be even richer”
- “You’ll have the rest of your entire life to brood over this defeat”
- (After the Noah arc ends in season 3) “Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort. So let’s move on and pretend that nonsense never happened”
- “Me? Duel you? I’d have more of a challenge playing solitaire”
- “I’ve grown tired of your ridiculous jokes!”
- Kaiba: So you got a dweeb army. Is that supposed to make me afraid to attack?
Dartz: No, not unless destroying an innocent soul concerns you
Kaiba: As a president of a major corporation, I have to do that everyday - (To Yugi) “Blah,blah,blah. Don’t you get tired of making the same speech every time you’re faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!”
- Alistar: I’m here to represent everyone whose life was ripped apart by your company!
Kaiba: Get in line, I hear that speech everyday - “There’s nothing I can’t afford!”
- (To Ziegfried) “Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you!”
- Pegasus: I must’ve missed the joke
Kaiba: You are a joke

Ahahaha the last one never fails
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It really doesn’t 😂
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Whenever I feel down, I like looking up Seto Kaiba videos on YouTube. He reminds me that my life truly is worthless compared to his. It helps me really put things in perspective and feel better. Plus, his Like a Boss parody is great.
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Oh my gosh that parody is absolutely amazing! 😂 And yes, Kaiba really is great like that isn’t he
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I highly suggest ya all follow this @fuckyugi guy on Twitter. Sick memes from yours truly.
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Yep I’m already onto it! This is such a great account!! 😀
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Done!
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My fave quotes are from the Abridged parody.
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The abridged parody is a true blessing to this universe! 🙂
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Number 10, every time.
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He’s actually scares me a bit when he says things like that…
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“(After the Noah arc ends in season 3) “Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort. So let’s move on and pretend that nonsense never happened”” Said most of the audience at this juncture.right after saying ‘Wait, weren’t we in the middle of the Battle City finals?”
His lines about his company are pure savagery, but hey at least he’s honest lol.
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All very true! 🙂
And that arc did last for about 30 episodes… I thought it was taking forever when I watched it!
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Kaiba’s the GOAT!
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HE IS! 😀
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You should hear Kaiba in Duel Links, his savageness just increases 10-fold.
“You are a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck!”
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Now I just want to play Duel Links to be roasted by Kaiba!
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You can also roast people AS Kaiba! Just spam that taunt every single chance you get, muahahaha.
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Really?! This game keeps getting better and better! 😀
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We don’t deserve Kaiba and his quality quotes tbh
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We really don’t…
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Kaiba is too good. Thanks for sharing this post, it’s amazing!
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He is! And thanks 🙂
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Kaiba may not be the king of games, but he is the king of sass and sarcasm.
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Hahah that’s so true!!!
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Thanks for sharing this! 🙂
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Omg ahahah, I love this post. Seto is priceless, thank you for writing about YuGiOh, it’s one of my favorite series and the dubs are so silly
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Thanks for reading 🙂 Kaiba is such an interesting and savage character! And the abridged version of Yu-Gi-Oh is awesome hahah
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he is! Omg yes, Abridged!Kaiba is priceless, must be because of all the rules he screws eheh
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omg im dying i love this
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Hahah thanks! 🙂
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